Monday, October 17, 2011

Church Bulletin Bloopers . . .

Bloopers from church bulletins . . .

The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement at noon, Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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