Too much truth in the humor . . .

"Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle."
       -- Darby Conley

 

"If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work."
       -- John Alejandro King

 

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch."
       -- Michael Friedman

 

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
       -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe