The last quote lost it's humor the last four years . . .

"Language is the source of misunderstandings."
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
-- Orson Welles

"Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."
-- Dandemis

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
-- Fats Domino