Beginning the Day with a Grin . . .

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."
-- Dave Barry

"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves."
-- Peter McArthur

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
-- John Russell

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
-- Groucho Marx