Always a lot of truth . . .

"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals."
-- Sir William Osler

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
-- Sir Francis Bacon

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-- Douglas Adams

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."
-- Joe Walsh