You might be Catholic if . . .

This was found on the Internet: You might be Catholic if . . .

You speak English as a second language (after Latin)

Your response to even the slightest, teeniest little difficulty is, "I’ll say a Novena."

You know all the words to "Tantum Ergo" and "O Salutaris" (without sneaking a look in the back of the missalette)

When your house burns down, your car gets totaled, you lose your job, and you end up in traction in the hospital, you say, "Let’s Offer It Up."

At least one of your Rosaries has turned gold.

When you retire, you plan to enter a Dominican monastery.

You can remember the Baltimore Catechism.

You’re too young to remember the Baltimore Catechism, but you’ve got it memorized anyway.

Your idea of a really swinging time is a May Crowning Procession.

When you go to bed at night, you leave room on your pillow for your Guardian Angel.