Some good chuckles to start the day . . .

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up."
-- G. K. Chesterton

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
-- H. L. Mencken

"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive."
-- John Sladek