"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." 
       -- Aristotle
"Why be a man when you can be a success?" 
       -- Bertolt Brecht
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." 
       -- Harry S Truman
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" 
       -- Ronnie Shakes